she used to say:
'Di Bale na ikaw ang may masabi, huwag lang sila ang may masasabi sayo'
...and she has a point
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Temptation Island CLASSIC Punchlines
here it is just a short clip of some of the classic campy punchlines...enjoy!
my FAVE:
and More!....
and here is the complete new trailer see the difference!
my FAVE:
and More!....
and here is the complete new trailer see the difference!
Monday, June 27, 2011
Questions and Answers
Since it is Raining hard in Manila right and everything is Boring as hell, might as well read the Famous and Infamous Answers of our beloved maidens and the not so maidens,Enjoy!
SHE’S GOT THE LOOK BEAUTY CONTEST:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. R**** L****, I come from the beautiful city of Pangasinan City!
SHE’S GOT THE LOOK BEAUTY CONTEST:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am C****** H*******, I come from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine!
ANOTHER CONTEST:
HOST: Which do you prefer: Blonde or Dumb?
CONTESTANT: Dumb na lang, at least hindi ako mapagkakamalang blonde! (I’ll chose to be dumb, at least I won’t be mistaken as blonde!)
SUPER SIREYNA CONTEST:
Host: anong masasabi mo sa death penalty? (What can you say about death penalty?)
Contestant: Ah, ano po yun di toot por toot, eye por eye. (Ah, it’s di toot por toot, eye por eye.) * [the proverb a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye]
Host: Paki-eksplika nga? (Would you care to explain?)
Contestant: Ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin ko din ang nanay mo! (Here’s how it is: if you kill my mother, I should kill your mother also!)
2002 BB. PILIPINAS BEAUTY PAGEANT:
Host: Which of the five senses can you do without?
Contestant (won’t mention the name): My eyes!
Host: Why?
Contestant: Because I’ve got beautiful and tantalizing eyes with matching sultry look.
CALENDAR GIRL BEAUTY CONTEST:
Host: What place in the Philippines would you boast about?
Calendar girl contestant: Bocaue
Host: (Intrigued) What about Bocaue? What’s in it to boast about?
Calendar girl contestant: Why, the Bocaue rice terraces of course! (Ace: She meant the famous Banaue Rice Terraces, the “8th” Wonder of the World, and btw, I grew up in Bocaue when I was young)
MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CONTEST HELD NOV 1ST:
“Magandang Tanghali po, ako po si Luzviminda Cortez mula sa Camarines Sur, sumalangit na po ang inyong mga kaluluwa!”
(Good afternoon everyone, my name is Luzviminda Cortez from Camarines Sur, may you rest in peace!)
LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST:
Host: Anong gusto mo paglaki mo? (What do you want to be when you grow up?)
Contestant: Maging lalaki po. (To become a man.)
MISS WORLD PHILIPPINES BEAUTY CONTEST:
Host: What do you think should a man possess to be successful?
Contestant: I think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a successful. That is all. I thank you.
BEAUTY CONTEST:
Host: Ms. Philippines, what is your best feature?
Candidate: There is one that I have at home. It’s of the majestic Rice Terraces. I believe that tourism can be uplifted by our nation by means of having a good feature taken. I believe that tourism is the key to the future, second to the children of the world who are our future which is why we have to lead the way for them, thank you.
MUTYA NG LAHI: (not sure if this is Miss Philippines in Tagalog)
Host: Candidate 10, if you were to win the title of Mutya ng Lahi tonight, to whom would you dedicate your victory?
Candidate: Well, uhm, I will dedicate my victory to, uhm well, I will dedicate my victory to myself! Because I work so hard to win. That is all, thank you.
Host: Candidate number 2, do you believe in reincarnation? If so, would you rather be reincarnated as a man or a woman?
Candidate: I want to be resurrected as a man because I like myself for who I am.
Host: Candidate number 2, are you saying you are a man?
Candidate: No, I am saying that I like being myself.
Host: So why do you want to reincarnate as a man?
Candidate: Did I say that?
Host: Yes, you did.
Candidate: Oh? Hahahha… sorry… erase, erase…I want to be resurrected as a woman pala. (I want to be resurrected as a woman, I mean)
Host: What is your stand on pre-marital sex?
Candidate: Ladies and Gentlemen, to the board of judges an English question deserves and English answer. What is my stand on pre-marital sex? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is easy. I do not stand. I kneel down and pray all the time. Thank you.
MISS UST BEAUTY PAGEANT:
Host: Candidate number 8, if you could be a fictional character, who would you be and why?
Candidate: I would be Jackie Kennedy because she is pretty like me.
Host: But Jackie Kennedy is not a fictional character.
Candidate: Talaga? Oh, well uhm… ahhh.. di si Imelda Marcos na lang. (Really? Oh, well, uhm… ahhh, I’d choose to be Imelda Marcos instead.)
Host: She is not fictional as well.
Candidate: (Perspiring and becoming tense) How about Margaret Thatcher?
Host: (Losing his patience) No, Candidate Number 8, she is not fictional either!
Candidate: (Starts to shed tears) Hay naku, ayaw ninyo naman tanggapin ang mga sagot ko! (Oh my, you won’t accept any of my answers!)
Okay, ano ba talaga ang ibig sabihin ng fictional character so I can answer your question with the right answer? (Ok, then tell me what does fictional characted mean so I can answer with the right answer?)
MISS TOURISM CONTEST:
Host: If a man from Mars landed on your backyard, what would you do to entertain him?
Candidate: That is an easy question. If a man from Mars landed on my house, definitely, I will be dead by then because I will be crushed by his space ship. Therefore, I will not be able to entertain him anymore. Thank you.
And the best of them all…
JANINA SAN MIGUEL at the 2008 Bb. Pilipinas Contest: “What role did your family played in your participation in this contest? “Her reply:
“Well, my family’s role for me is so important because there was the, they’re… they was the one who’s very, ha-ha; oh I’m so sorry. Ah my family, my family, oh my God, I’m, okay. I’m so sorry; I, I told you that I’m so confident; ah wait, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, uhm, sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever. Because I’m only 17 years old, and I did not expect that I came from, I came from the one of the top 10; uhm, so, but I said that my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.”
On the other hand, heto naman ang mga the best responses na aking napanood at nabasa which of course made the whole world proud:
MARGIE MORAN was asked during the 1973 Miss Universe Contest: “What’s the difference between being Miss Universe and being a Filipina?” Her reply: “Being Miss Universe is like having a birthstone, you may lose it. Being a Filipina is like having a birthmark, its forever.”
CHARLENE GONZALES was asked during the 1994 Miss Universe Contest: “How many islands are there in the Philippines?” Her reply: “High tide or low tide?”
RUFFA GUTIERREZ at the1993 Miss World Contest: “How would you tell a girl who’s suffering from low self-esteem to feel better about herself? “Her reply: “I’ll tell her to believe in herself because it’s not only physical beauty that’s important but also inner beauty. Like what the Little Prince said, “What is essential is invisible to the naked eye.” And I believe that character and personality are more important than physical beauty.”
MARIA ISABEL LOPEZ at the Bb. Pilipinas Pageant was asked by one of the judges, Rita Gomez:
RITA: Here’s your question, hija: Are you still a virgin?
MARIA ISABEL: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight?
RITA: Good answer!
MARIA ISABEL: What about you Ma’am, are you still a virgin?
RITA: Hija, I have 5 children with 5 different fathers, and what do you call that, Immaculate Conception???
OXANA FEDOROVA (Miss Russia) at 2002 Miss Universe Contest: “What makes you blush?” Her reply: “When I say the wrong things”
MPULE KWELAGOBE (Miss Botswana) at the 1999 Miss Universe Contest and beating Miss Philippines Miriam Quiambao: “Should Miss Universe be allowed to keep her crown if she became pregnant? “Her reply: “Personally, I think it should not in any way interrupt her duties. She should be allowed to celebrate her femininity.”
SUSHMITA SEN (Miss India) at the 1994 Miss Universe Contest: “What’s the essence of being a woman? “Her reply: “Just being a woman is God’s gift. The origin of a child is a mother, a woman. Woman is sharing, she shows a man what sharing, caring, and loving is all about. That is the essence of a woman.”
ANNA THERESA LICAROS at the 2007 Bb. Pilipinas Pageant: “Who are you going toor the lover of your life? “Her reply: “That’s a very tough question, I am being put on the spot but if I had to choose, I think I would have to choose the crown. Precisely because it is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I believe that I would be able to reach out and touch more people to be of greater service, should I achieve the crown and I am very confident that my love life will be there once the crown is no longer on my head and I’ve passed it on, Thank you.”
GLORIA DIAZ at 1969 Miss Universe Contest: “If the man from the moon landed in your hometown, what would you do to entertain him?”Her reply: “I guess since he has been in the moon so long, he would enjoy anything that an ordinary man would.”
—
Hindi ko sure kung saan ko isasama yung kay Venus Raj baka madami magalit kaya i-isolate ko na lang dito. Hahaha.
Question to Venus: What is one big mistake that you did in your life? And what did you do to make it right?
Answer: In my 22 years of existence, there is nothing major, major problem that I have done in my life. Because I am very confident with my family and the love they are giving to me. So thank you so much.
SHE’S GOT THE LOOK BEAUTY CONTEST:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. R**** L****, I come from the beautiful city of Pangasinan City!
SHE’S GOT THE LOOK BEAUTY CONTEST:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am C****** H*******, I come from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine!
ANOTHER CONTEST:
HOST: Which do you prefer: Blonde or Dumb?
CONTESTANT: Dumb na lang, at least hindi ako mapagkakamalang blonde! (I’ll chose to be dumb, at least I won’t be mistaken as blonde!)
SUPER SIREYNA CONTEST:
Host: anong masasabi mo sa death penalty? (What can you say about death penalty?)
Contestant: Ah, ano po yun di toot por toot, eye por eye. (Ah, it’s di toot por toot, eye por eye.) * [the proverb a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye]
Host: Paki-eksplika nga? (Would you care to explain?)
Contestant: Ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin ko din ang nanay mo! (Here’s how it is: if you kill my mother, I should kill your mother also!)
2002 BB. PILIPINAS BEAUTY PAGEANT:
Host: Which of the five senses can you do without?
Contestant (won’t mention the name): My eyes!
Host: Why?
Contestant: Because I’ve got beautiful and tantalizing eyes with matching sultry look.
CALENDAR GIRL BEAUTY CONTEST:
Host: What place in the Philippines would you boast about?
Calendar girl contestant: Bocaue
Host: (Intrigued) What about Bocaue? What’s in it to boast about?
Calendar girl contestant: Why, the Bocaue rice terraces of course! (Ace: She meant the famous Banaue Rice Terraces, the “8th” Wonder of the World, and btw, I grew up in Bocaue when I was young)
MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CONTEST HELD NOV 1ST:
“Magandang Tanghali po, ako po si Luzviminda Cortez mula sa Camarines Sur, sumalangit na po ang inyong mga kaluluwa!”
(Good afternoon everyone, my name is Luzviminda Cortez from Camarines Sur, may you rest in peace!)
LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST:
Host: Anong gusto mo paglaki mo? (What do you want to be when you grow up?)
Contestant: Maging lalaki po. (To become a man.)
MISS WORLD PHILIPPINES BEAUTY CONTEST:
Host: What do you think should a man possess to be successful?
Contestant: I think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a successful. That is all. I thank you.
BEAUTY CONTEST:
Host: Ms. Philippines, what is your best feature?
Candidate: There is one that I have at home. It’s of the majestic Rice Terraces. I believe that tourism can be uplifted by our nation by means of having a good feature taken. I believe that tourism is the key to the future, second to the children of the world who are our future which is why we have to lead the way for them, thank you.
MUTYA NG LAHI: (not sure if this is Miss Philippines in Tagalog)
Host: Candidate 10, if you were to win the title of Mutya ng Lahi tonight, to whom would you dedicate your victory?
Candidate: Well, uhm, I will dedicate my victory to, uhm well, I will dedicate my victory to myself! Because I work so hard to win. That is all, thank you.
Host: Candidate number 2, do you believe in reincarnation? If so, would you rather be reincarnated as a man or a woman?
Candidate: I want to be resurrected as a man because I like myself for who I am.
Host: Candidate number 2, are you saying you are a man?
Candidate: No, I am saying that I like being myself.
Host: So why do you want to reincarnate as a man?
Candidate: Did I say that?
Host: Yes, you did.
Candidate: Oh? Hahahha… sorry… erase, erase…I want to be resurrected as a woman pala. (I want to be resurrected as a woman, I mean)
Host: What is your stand on pre-marital sex?
Candidate: Ladies and Gentlemen, to the board of judges an English question deserves and English answer. What is my stand on pre-marital sex? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is easy. I do not stand. I kneel down and pray all the time. Thank you.
MISS UST BEAUTY PAGEANT:
Host: Candidate number 8, if you could be a fictional character, who would you be and why?
Candidate: I would be Jackie Kennedy because she is pretty like me.
Host: But Jackie Kennedy is not a fictional character.
Candidate: Talaga? Oh, well uhm… ahhh.. di si Imelda Marcos na lang. (Really? Oh, well, uhm… ahhh, I’d choose to be Imelda Marcos instead.)
Host: She is not fictional as well.
Candidate: (Perspiring and becoming tense) How about Margaret Thatcher?
Host: (Losing his patience) No, Candidate Number 8, she is not fictional either!
Candidate: (Starts to shed tears) Hay naku, ayaw ninyo naman tanggapin ang mga sagot ko! (Oh my, you won’t accept any of my answers!)
Okay, ano ba talaga ang ibig sabihin ng fictional character so I can answer your question with the right answer? (Ok, then tell me what does fictional characted mean so I can answer with the right answer?)
MISS TOURISM CONTEST:
Host: If a man from Mars landed on your backyard, what would you do to entertain him?
Candidate: That is an easy question. If a man from Mars landed on my house, definitely, I will be dead by then because I will be crushed by his space ship. Therefore, I will not be able to entertain him anymore. Thank you.
And the best of them all…
JANINA SAN MIGUEL at the 2008 Bb. Pilipinas Contest: “What role did your family played in your participation in this contest? “Her reply:
“Well, my family’s role for me is so important because there was the, they’re… they was the one who’s very, ha-ha; oh I’m so sorry. Ah my family, my family, oh my God, I’m, okay. I’m so sorry; I, I told you that I’m so confident; ah wait, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, uhm, sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever. Because I’m only 17 years old, and I did not expect that I came from, I came from the one of the top 10; uhm, so, but I said that my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.”
On the other hand, heto naman ang mga the best responses na aking napanood at nabasa which of course made the whole world proud:
MARGIE MORAN was asked during the 1973 Miss Universe Contest: “What’s the difference between being Miss Universe and being a Filipina?” Her reply: “Being Miss Universe is like having a birthstone, you may lose it. Being a Filipina is like having a birthmark, its forever.”
CHARLENE GONZALES was asked during the 1994 Miss Universe Contest: “How many islands are there in the Philippines?” Her reply: “High tide or low tide?”
RUFFA GUTIERREZ at the1993 Miss World Contest: “How would you tell a girl who’s suffering from low self-esteem to feel better about herself? “Her reply: “I’ll tell her to believe in herself because it’s not only physical beauty that’s important but also inner beauty. Like what the Little Prince said, “What is essential is invisible to the naked eye.” And I believe that character and personality are more important than physical beauty.”
MARIA ISABEL LOPEZ at the Bb. Pilipinas Pageant was asked by one of the judges, Rita Gomez:
RITA: Here’s your question, hija: Are you still a virgin?
MARIA ISABEL: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight?
RITA: Good answer!
MARIA ISABEL: What about you Ma’am, are you still a virgin?
RITA: Hija, I have 5 children with 5 different fathers, and what do you call that, Immaculate Conception???
OXANA FEDOROVA (Miss Russia) at 2002 Miss Universe Contest: “What makes you blush?” Her reply: “When I say the wrong things”
MPULE KWELAGOBE (Miss Botswana) at the 1999 Miss Universe Contest and beating Miss Philippines Miriam Quiambao: “Should Miss Universe be allowed to keep her crown if she became pregnant? “Her reply: “Personally, I think it should not in any way interrupt her duties. She should be allowed to celebrate her femininity.”
SUSHMITA SEN (Miss India) at the 1994 Miss Universe Contest: “What’s the essence of being a woman? “Her reply: “Just being a woman is God’s gift. The origin of a child is a mother, a woman. Woman is sharing, she shows a man what sharing, caring, and loving is all about. That is the essence of a woman.”
ANNA THERESA LICAROS at the 2007 Bb. Pilipinas Pageant: “Who are you going toor the lover of your life? “Her reply: “That’s a very tough question, I am being put on the spot but if I had to choose, I think I would have to choose the crown. Precisely because it is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I believe that I would be able to reach out and touch more people to be of greater service, should I achieve the crown and I am very confident that my love life will be there once the crown is no longer on my head and I’ve passed it on, Thank you.”
GLORIA DIAZ at 1969 Miss Universe Contest: “If the man from the moon landed in your hometown, what would you do to entertain him?”Her reply: “I guess since he has been in the moon so long, he would enjoy anything that an ordinary man would.”
—
Hindi ko sure kung saan ko isasama yung kay Venus Raj baka madami magalit kaya i-isolate ko na lang dito. Hahaha.
Question to Venus: What is one big mistake that you did in your life? And what did you do to make it right?
Answer: In my 22 years of existence, there is nothing major, major problem that I have done in my life. Because I am very confident with my family and the love they are giving to me. So thank you so much.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Pinoy Supermodels... Lovin' them!
CHARO
DANICA
CHARLENE
...See them in New York Fashion Week
...Spot them at Magazine Covers and Spreads around the worl
...Shine with them as they are proud to be Pinay...!
ADORA --- Pro RH or Anti RH ?.......you Choose
Simply choose....Adora has their windows designed for the RH Controversy...One Anti and the other one Pro...instead of asking which side are you?...
I'd rather ask Which WINDOW are you on?.....
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Eviction, Rejection and Two Roads
Me and my closest friends have been recently (sorta...kinda) have been evicted to what we used to call Home.
I just hope for the best...
I just wish for something better...
I just feel that one day it would feel like a nightmare after a rainy night...
...How about you?
I just hope for the best...
I just wish for something better...
I just feel that one day it would feel like a nightmare after a rainy night...
...How about you?
Saturday, June 18, 2011
INSIDOUS
Saw franchise veterans James Wan and Leigh Whannell team with Paranormal Activity writer/director Oren Peli to give the familiar haunted house story an exciting new twist with this tale of a family that moves into an old house and begins to suspect they are under siege from otherworldly forces when their young son inexplicably falls into a deep coma. As devoted parents Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne) struggle in vain to uncover the root cause of their son's condition, the stress of the situation gradually begins to take its toll on their once-strong relationship. Later, when darkness falls and specters appear to reach out for them from the shadows, the frightened parents realize they're dealing with powers beyond human comprehension.
Nicely done movie... im a fan of the saw franchise and that made me interested in watching this movie and it did level-up wiht my expectations, although it resembles Exorcist.
Still a unique movie that scared the hell out of me, maybe because of its sounds or the "Surprise" factor. I definitely recommend watching this movie, with a date of course or if you want to scare your wit all alone, take your pick.
Nicely done movie... im a fan of the saw franchise and that made me interested in watching this movie and it did level-up wiht my expectations, although it resembles Exorcist.
Still a unique movie that scared the hell out of me, maybe because of its sounds or the "Surprise" factor. I definitely recommend watching this movie, with a date of course or if you want to scare your wit all alone, take your pick.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Temptation Island ---Review
Temptation Island is a 1980 Filipino film directed by Joey Gosiengfiao starring four beauty contest title-holders; Azenith Briones (Miss Photogenic, Mutya ng Pilipinas 1975), Jennifer Cortez (Binibining Pilipinas-Universe 1978), Bambi Arambulo (Miss Maja Pilipinas 1977) and Dina Bonnevie (1st Runner-up, Miss Magnolia 1979). Written by Toto Belano, the film is about a group of beauty contest finalists stranded in a desert island without food, water and shelter.
The film focuses on four young ladies from different social backgrounds and each for their own various reasons, enlists in the fictional "Miss Manila Sunshine Beauty Pageant".
The first of which is Dina (Bonnevie), a college student who entered the contest in order to earn independence from her family. Next is spoiled, rich socialite, Suzanne (Cortez), whose every whim is attended to by her maid, Maria (Sun), learned of the contest when fliers dropped from a helicopter interrupts her sunbathing at the family pool and out of sheer vanity decided to sign up. Thirdly, Bambi (Arambulo), while planning her 18th birthday party, when she and her mother argue over the budget, since her once rich family cannot afford the grand debut, Bambi is forced to settle for a much simpler party. But during their argument, Bambi falls on her birthday cake; when sees the pageant's TV spot, her frustrations over her current situation inspires her to join. Rounding up the group is Azenith (Briones) a con-artist who plans to rig the contest by using her and her boyfriend's sexuality to influence the judges into voting for her.
The ladies later became the finalists for the competition. En route to the evening gown competition, the ship they boarded catches fire, and the passengers scramble to evacuate. The four women, Maria, Joshua (the gay pageant coordinator played by Jonas Sebastian) and his boyfriend Ricardo (Ricky Belmonte), Umberto (one of the ship's waiters played by Domingo Sabado) and Alfredo (played by Alfie Anido) land on a desert island.
Dina Bonnevie - Dina Espinola -Heart Evangelista
Azenith Briones - Azenith Tobias -Marian Rivera
Jennifer Cortez - Suzanne Reyes -Lovi Poe
Bambi Arambulo - Bambi Belisario -Solenn Heusaff
Deborah Sun - Maria -Rufa Mae Quinto
Ricky Belmonte - Ricardo -Mikael Daez
Alfie Anido - Alfredo -Aljur Abrenica
Domingo Sabado - Umberto -Tom Rodriguez
Jonas Sebastian - Joshua -John "Sweet" Lapus
Tonio Gutierrez - Tonio -Dennis Trillo
Anita Linda - Nenuca Belisario -Deborah Sun
*** - Mrs Syjuco -Azenith Briones
The film has been described as "campy", but it has earned positive responses from several critics. Jessica Zafra calls it a "classic Filipino film [that] dares to expose complex themes..." Noel Vera stated that "By turns grotesque, deadpan witty and surreal...[Temptation Island will] leave you howling in laughter and tears, both."[1] Boy Abunda has referred to it as a "cult classic."[2] Regal Films, the distributor of the film and its subsequent release on video bills it "Hands-down, most hilarious Filipino film ever made!"[3] The film has also been adapted for theater. Directed by renowned theater playwright and director, Chris Martinez, Temptation Island...Live! was a theater adaptation that starred gay actors (John Lapuz and Tuxqs Rutaquio among others) as the beauty queens.
Gay Parents ---Experiment
it is nice to know more and more people accepts this lifestyle (yeah for me it is a lifestyle, a choice, but that is another topic).
Acceptance not Tolerance.
Petra Mahalimuyak
Petra was introduced to me by my friend (through youtube hahahaha), instantly i fell inlove with her humor, Satire and Talent(s). Mind you the english is just a satire of how we pinoys speak in the english language.
watch this sampler and im sure you'll follow her in youtube.
Hanging by a Thread
I was very excited for the weekend and at the same time anxious, since we were planning to move out. I never expected that circumstances would make me choose between two things that is so dear to me.
It made me cry.
It hurt my heart.
For when I was the one having issues, i never made anyone choose between sides, I never made anyone suffer for the things they have done to me that they thought i did not know.
I may have simple dreams, i may have simple principles.
But I will never make anyone feel unwelcome.
It Hurts.
Really Hurts.
But things have to be done. Decisions have to be made. Arrangements have to be done.
It Hurts me so much that the two things that is Dear to me have to pull me in each way.
Compromise.
Give way.
Sacrifice.
Love.
Dear.
Close Friends.
Lover.
Me.
It made me cry.
It hurt my heart.
For when I was the one having issues, i never made anyone choose between sides, I never made anyone suffer for the things they have done to me that they thought i did not know.
I may have simple dreams, i may have simple principles.
But I will never make anyone feel unwelcome.
It Hurts.
Really Hurts.
But things have to be done. Decisions have to be made. Arrangements have to be done.
It Hurts me so much that the two things that is Dear to me have to pull me in each way.
Compromise.
Give way.
Sacrifice.
Love.
Dear.
Close Friends.
Lover.
Me.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
CONDOM - Basics
I have encountered a lot of guys who bravely hook-up and yet does not really know how to wear a condom, urgh! i hate it when guys put it the wrong way... maybe it is the o.c. in me but either way wearing the condom right saves time and would atleast maximize the condom.
How to use a condom - Instructions
How to use a Female condom - click here >>>>
How to use a condom properly - How to Rip n Roll
1. Don't store condoms in a glove box or in your wallet, condoms hate heat! Also, don't use condoms past the expiration date and don't open condoms with your teeth.
2. If you're using a Latex condom, don't use oil based lubrication such as skin lotions, baby oil, Vaseline® or cold cream - the oil in these products weakens the Latex. Always use water based or latex compatible lubricants with Latex condoms. If you must use oil based lubricants use polyurethane condoms, these are safe to use with oil.
Rip - open the package
put on a condom
When the time has come to cover your Captain (Captains at full attention and ready for battle). "RIP" open your favorite condoms package, being careful not to use your teeth place a few drops of your favorite water based lubricant inside the tip of the condom. Never let your Captain touch your partner before he is securely covered.
Roll - on the protection
how to use a condom
When you put on the condom, hold the condom by the tip to squeeze out any air. Leave some space at the tip to hold any and all fluids and "ROLL" the rest down to your Captains base.
If your Captain is intact (has a foreskin), put the condom on with the foreskin pushed back. After you have Rolled and are covered, push the foreskin forward (toward the tip). This lets the foreskin move without breaking the condom.
(Optional but recommended) Place more water based lubricant on the outside of the condom. Remember, "Wetter is Better".
If at any time during battle your Captain is ambushed (the condom breaks or comes off), stop immediately and pull out. Wash your Captain and put on a new condom.
use a condom correctlyAfter your Captain has won his battle (after intercourse), you should hold the condom at the base and pull out slowly. This should be done while your Captain is still at attention.
Throw away the used condom in the trash, not the toilet. If you choose the toilet they will come back to haunt you some day. Trust me, the last thing you want plugging your plumbing is used condoms!
Never re use condoms, use a new condom every time you have contact.
How to use a condom - Instructions
How to use a Female condom - click here >>>>
How to use a condom properly - How to Rip n Roll
1. Don't store condoms in a glove box or in your wallet, condoms hate heat! Also, don't use condoms past the expiration date and don't open condoms with your teeth.
2. If you're using a Latex condom, don't use oil based lubrication such as skin lotions, baby oil, Vaseline® or cold cream - the oil in these products weakens the Latex. Always use water based or latex compatible lubricants with Latex condoms. If you must use oil based lubricants use polyurethane condoms, these are safe to use with oil.
Rip - open the package
put on a condom
When the time has come to cover your Captain (Captains at full attention and ready for battle). "RIP" open your favorite condoms package, being careful not to use your teeth place a few drops of your favorite water based lubricant inside the tip of the condom. Never let your Captain touch your partner before he is securely covered.
Roll - on the protection
how to use a condom
When you put on the condom, hold the condom by the tip to squeeze out any air. Leave some space at the tip to hold any and all fluids and "ROLL" the rest down to your Captains base.
If your Captain is intact (has a foreskin), put the condom on with the foreskin pushed back. After you have Rolled and are covered, push the foreskin forward (toward the tip). This lets the foreskin move without breaking the condom.
(Optional but recommended) Place more water based lubricant on the outside of the condom. Remember, "Wetter is Better".
If at any time during battle your Captain is ambushed (the condom breaks or comes off), stop immediately and pull out. Wash your Captain and put on a new condom.
use a condom correctlyAfter your Captain has won his battle (after intercourse), you should hold the condom at the base and pull out slowly. This should be done while your Captain is still at attention.
Throw away the used condom in the trash, not the toilet. If you choose the toilet they will come back to haunt you some day. Trust me, the last thing you want plugging your plumbing is used condoms!
Never re use condoms, use a new condom every time you have contact.
the Temptation Island Teaser Trailer..... Lovin' It !!!
.....the remake of a cult classic,,,better watch the 1980 original film first so you'd understand the humor....i just hope the remake will have the magic the original film had....from dialogue to the plot and character.....
most-requested movie at cinema one...im sure you'll come across it anytime...if not you can download a copy at Torrent....or better yet just buy a copy at any viva video/store rental and other video stores..... hard to find as it always is out of stock... Gaydom cant simply resist this movie......
Kazaky.........!!!!
was introduced by a friend and immediately i began loving the vids....heels.....dance.....theyre like Beyonce and Pussycat dolls with hotdogs (pardon my french).....hehehehehe ....have fun watching
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Support PINK DOT. ..
Sadly it is just in Singapore, here in the philippines the LGBT community lacks support even from our own friends and families. I do look forward to the day the government will really be more independent and would stand on their own rather than rely to every word the catholic church say. For families and friends who have a gay or lesbian for a son or daughter let them be.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Im Back
So here i am, back with a veangance. More to come!..that i can promise with or without followers hehehe,new posts to come!
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